Warning to New Parents

One day I was doing the dishes and my 3-year old daughter was having awonderful time playing on the floor. At one point she said, "Mommy, lookat this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers inmy mouth and said, "Mommy's gonna eat your fingers!"...Pretending to eat them before I went back to what I was doing.When I turned around, my daughter was staring at her fingers with adevastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong,honey?" She replied, "What happened to my booger?